Monday, July 25, 2005

Fish & the Sex List

Quite the title eh? I'm too lazy to post 2 seprate posts today, so just follow-on.

It's a much needed rainy day in Toronto. The nasty crap on the streets can finally be washed away, and hopefully some fresh air will come bathe the city (One can only dream and hope right?). Last evening I went to China Town with RB to get fresh groceries and also stopped by the Pet & Aquarium Store to look around.


Hmmm, that sentence really shouldn't go there....Seems to make a funny assumption, and I don't eat dog or cat or goldfish...Well, only on high holidays.

Anyhow, we stopped by to pick up some new fish to stock my tank at home, which has lain empty for over a month now since my last fishy funeral. RB purchased them as a present for me, which was incredibly sweet. I, in turn purchased dumplings and groceries and made him a dumpling feast, then made bbq chicken for lunch today. RB always finds going to chinatown, like a trip to another world, and in many ways it is. The fish markets and butchers are quite different from your garden variety Dominions store, and there are little old ladies selling their wares and veggies on the corner (illegally). When the police come, they pick up their produce and try to hobble away (unsuccessfully).


My new fish in my old tank. Kalyx is looking at them below wondering what they are. She rarely ever notices such things, but these buggers dart about quickly and have obviously peeked her short attention span. I 'll have more pics of them up and close tonight (swordtail fish, bottom feeder, and some other little buggers).


This is Bubbles, my Beta fish whom I have had for 6 months now, thank you very much! (Not all my original fish are dead!)
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Alright, now to the Sex List...I stole this from Holding The Man. Take from it what you will about my sexual inclinations and preferences, but I'm glad a whole lot of other questions weren't asked.

Here's the list;

    Instructions:
  1. Copy this entire list into your blog/journal.
  2. Bold everything about you that is true.
  3. Leave plain everything that is false about you.
  4. Put an asterisk (*) at the end of false statements you would like to be true.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
I masturbate more than once per day.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I enjoy watching others having sex or being watched during sex.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have had sex with two different individuals (at seperate times) during the course of one day.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drop wax on my body.
I have a foot/sock/shoe fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
Watching someone urinate (or being watched while urinating) is a turn-on.
I have had sex in a vehicle.
I have had sex while driving a vehicle.
I have been to a sex club or bathhouse.
I like being choked during sex.
My lovers would describe me as kinky.
I shave (or trim) the hair on or around my genitals.
The smell of my lover's sweat turns me on.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
Dirty talk during sex turns me on.
I enjoy pornographic magazines.
I have a collection of porno movies.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I regularly look at porn sites on the internet.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I have had sex at my place of employment.*
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex outdoors.
I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered.
I have had sex in a bathroom stall.
I have had sex in the snow.*
I am or have been in a polyamorous relationship.
I have participated in three-ways or orgies.
I have to have music playing during sex.
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set up a three-way for my lover.(*?)
I stopped during this list to have sex.
All day I think about sex.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a whole lot of bold!

So do tell what other things you like to do???? (grin)

St. Dickeybird said...

I started to do this list, but wasn't bold enough to post it. Pardon the pun.
;)

epicurist said...

Anon - I like to cook, paint, play the piano, read, blog....
;-p

Dickey - POST POST POST!!

Snooze said...

I'm very intrigued by the sex while driving a vehicle.

Snooze said...

I am still scarred from having house sat for five months for friends who had a large aquarium and two cats. The cats were easy to look after. The fish were vile and labour intensive. Prior to house-sitting, I had enjoyed looking at them. After cleaning the tank, dealing with the icky snail, and having all the plants die, I no longer find aquariums relaxing. Good on ya for being able to cope with one.

epicurist said...

Snooze - The driving part was fun. positioning was a little difficult, and dangerous. as for the fish, they are gross when they die, but I think they are cool, so we shall see. I want a bigger tank though.

Anonymous said...

I posted, I posted. I wish they had specified having sex in a car while it was driven by someone else though ;-) I mean that's way more exciting than having sex in a motionless car. Especially on the interstate... LOL

Jess said...

On my screen, I can't tell which is bold and which isn't. Or are they all bold, you wild man? :)

Paddy Johnson said...

first of all your place is impecably decorated.

I'd do that list too, but I'm afraid I'd look dreadfully boring.

Anonymous said...

I love your place, its so minimalist. I adore that. So I'm guessing RB is not asian since china town is so new to him? am I correct?

Anonymous said...

My feelings mirror St. snafu's: I'd do your list only I'm afraid I'd look incredibly boring. Also I am rather shy when it comes to sharing some things ... However, that doesn't prevent me from enjoying the thrill when others are not quite so reticent. I don't know what that says about me, though ... :)

epicurist said...

Daelyn - That is true, but I really don't need another line in bold LOL.

Sister - They keep RB and I amused as well...then once we get bored we lick our paws and hack up a furball. :)

Jess - Ummm...

St. Snafu - well thank you, it proves I am anal retentive. I am doing some work on it now, so haven't posted pics of the place, but once done, I will have a show.

Bees - He is as White as Wonder Bread, but I am training him well. ;-p

epicurist said...

Joel - It doesn't say anything about you and Snafu, other than the fact that you are both intelligent enough not to tell everything about yourselves. I do not have that filter....sometimes I wish this verbal diarhea would cease (sigh)

CoffeeDog said...

You sexy thang!

Jase said...

Oh my.. I really need to catch up.