Last night, as we were preparing for bed, Rib Breaker decided to pump up his chest and declare that he was now stronger than me. He's been working out, and apparently has this lofty idea that it has made a difference. This escalated and led to a childish wrestling match where I won (as per usual), but in retaliation Rib Breaker decided to bite me. Since, I was on top of him, I threw the blanket off of him and bit him on his arse...little did I know that he had left a fragrant surprise under the covers for me, which clung to my face and taste buds.
We laughed hysterically, but trust me my blogger friends, revenge will be even sweeter tonight!
24 comments:
why "rib-breaker"? I once broke my boyfriend's rib, just by goofing around.. he still won't let it go 7 years later...
oh, feel the love. ;)
so, you're going to tell us what you do to rb tonight, right?
My ex did something like that to me once - it ended up escalating so much that we made 'The War of the Roses' look like a romance novel.
Awww, now I'm getting all nostalgic...
Alan - I think this all started when I told him my brother used to torture me by farting on my pillow.
Tay Hota - "Rib Breaker" was bestowed upon him when he broke my Rib during a moment best explained here:
http://epicurist.blogspot.com/2004/12/sri.html
Mainja - Oh yeah, trust me, you'll here about it.
Dantallion - True comfort is when you can flatulate on each other. I have a strong feeling this is gonna escalate as well....bwaaahhhahahaaha
Please be sure to include me in your will before you get too far in to this. I can see someone losing an eye at least.
You will post your "revenge" story right?
Greg - I shall bequeath to you my lost eye. It shall be preserved in femaldahide.
Angel - Oh trust me, I'll post about it. :p
ok - now i'm just too curious to know what evil scheme you've devised - can't wait to read about it - and yes, it is love when the taste is good regardless of what the taste is of
Love is in the air!
a "fragrant surprise" ?? LOL. awww, so romantic. ::grin:: hope you get him back three-fold!
That makes the title so gross! But funny, yes.
Ah, young love. Makes me all nostaglic. Perhaps the Wife and I will push the beds together tonight...
:)
Ow-U-C-H to the nose!
Those silent but violent ones can be deadly. Ah, those hazy crazy days of ass biting. How I miss them.
Hey baby: just wanted to let you know that my blog, Weltanschauung, moved into a subdirectory. New address is: aethlos.com/welt
so you can update your bookmarks and links. :)
sorry for the inconvenience!
xoxoxoox
-Spencer
GROSS!! I am afraid of what you'll do for revenge!;)
That is just icky. I hope my future romantic relationships don't include that kind of kinky dutch ovening kind of stuff.
I am just too innocent for it!
I have a really bad hangover right now and this post almost sent me running for a bucket. I was going to say it was very visual, but perhaps visual isn't the word I'm looking for!
LOL!!
That is sooo sexy...the sexiest thing I've heard all day today! I'd share an even worse story with you as to what my ex did to me but maybe not someplace that anyone in the public can read it...
btw--been a while since I've visited your blog; the new template looks great!
Ah the sweet sweet stench of revenge. Love it.
kb
I love that your headline reads that you believe to stop to smell the roses, and is followed by this post. Awesome!
Jericho - still in planning stages. ;p
Coffee - Well, SOMETHING was in the air.
Bees Knees - I am in the planning stages :muahahahahaa:
tornwordo - Yeah well, I try. :)
Lee - Well, you should seeing he is back from Oz land.
Mr. Brian - double ouch.
daelyn - LOL, you had days of ass-biting as well?
Specer - done, and changed! xoxo
Raven - So should Rib Breaker.
NOAU - Oh please, at least you would have a bellyache of a laugh.
Snooze - sorry love... lol
Pheebs - Oh, please do share!
Knottyboy - Oh baby, you know it!
Snafu - well, lets see what I postr when I actually get around to the vengeful act. ;)
uh, ok, where'd you go? Did the fumes get to you?
Dantallion - Still here, and revenge has not yet been exacted. I will be sure to post when time comes, but I do have new posts here and at my sister site http://epicurealthoughts.blogspot.com/
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